Total Medals Earned: 456 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,575 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (80/95 points)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/125 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/305 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/500 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
What were you doing?
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Meow
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Keep those nails trimmed
Sell out
Take out the trash
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Read all the instructions of the game
Lose against the boss
Watch the credits of the game
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
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Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Concorde
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
